After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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