***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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