i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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