idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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