u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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