he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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