Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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