That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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