I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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