He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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