he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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