Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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