did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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