No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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