It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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