Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
How's work?
Spinning.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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