please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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