When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
It's just like the Real World with babies
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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