The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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