I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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