grandma shit on top of the toilet
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
