Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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