I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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