porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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