My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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