Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
this is an emotional support booty call
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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