You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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