You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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