tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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