Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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