i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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