my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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