i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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