Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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