do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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