Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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