problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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