You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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