I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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