Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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