I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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