I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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