I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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