Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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