Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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