that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
how do flat chested girls get laid?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
