Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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