google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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