nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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