Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
