she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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