Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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