So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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