New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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