The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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