i just google imaged poop.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I think your dad took our porno
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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