What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's never too late to be topless.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You are the jesus of drinking
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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