btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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