I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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