office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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